Family Jewels

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey