Family Jewels

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey