QuotaBillsFriends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston
Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker
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The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant
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Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom
Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo
I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields
Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar
People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes
Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown
There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell
Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick
I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey
Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi
The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey