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Family Christmas Card

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Family Christmas Card thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping up a good year at home

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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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