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Wrapping up a good year at home

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Insist on yourself; never imitate. Every great man is unique. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The only way to outdo, to outperform the competition, is to offer something unique and something better than they have. - Tim Soulo

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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