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Family Christmas Card

When your presence is the best Christmas present

Family Christmas Card thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping up a good year at home

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Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

The only way to outdo, to outperform the competition, is to offer something unique and something better than they have. - Tim Soulo

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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