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Exit Door

Trying to find a way out of the room?

Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

Leave a little sparkle wherever you go. - Unknown

When hard reason fails, leave it to the poets. - Ravi Zacharias

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. - Alan Alda

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray


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