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Exit Door

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Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

Take me or leave me, or, as is the usual order of things, both. - Dorothy Parker

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Albert Einstein

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

Leave something for someone but don't leave someone for something. - Enid Blyton

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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