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Exit Door

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Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity. - Archie Bunker

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Take me or leave me, or, as is the usual order of things, both. - Dorothy Parker

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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