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Exit Door

Trying to find a way out of the room?

Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Exit: How you mark the spot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the roads; take the trails. - Pythagoras

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity. - Archie Bunker

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind. - C S Lewis

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Make a fist. Lightly. Leave enough room for a breath to pass through. All magic proceeds from breath. - Clive Barker

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis


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