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Exit Door

Trying to find a way out of the room?

Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Leave the roads; take the trails. - Pythagoras

Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

Leave a little sparkle wherever you go. - Unknown

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity. - Archie Bunker

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Albert Einstein

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

Leave something for someone but don't leave someone for something. - Enid Blyton

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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