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Exit Door

Trying to find a way out of the room?

Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Some secrets never leave us alone. - Unknown

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Leave a little sparkle wherever you go. - Unknown

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity. - Archie Bunker

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

Take me or leave me, or, as is the usual order of things, both. - Dorothy Parker

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Albert Einstein

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. - Alan Alda

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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