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Exit Door

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Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Leave the roads; take the trails. - Pythagoras

Leave a little sparkle wherever you go. - Unknown

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

When hard reason fails, leave it to the poets. - Ravi Zacharias

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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