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Exit Door

Trying to find a way out of the room?

Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Leave the roads; take the trails. - Pythagoras

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Leave a little sparkle wherever you go. - Unknown

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity. - Archie Bunker

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott


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