Everything Men Know About Women
Things women wish men knew
QuotaBillsGrace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor