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Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus


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