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Endangered Maui Monkeys

Why monkeys are rare in Hawaii

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

Two Hawaaian natives making a brass of themselves

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

Primates used in Maui brassrooms

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

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The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Well, yous 2 may have come from monkeys and bamboons, but not me. - Archie Bunker

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Albert Einstein

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

The only real elegance is in the mind; if you've got that, the rest comes. - Diana Vreeland

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

While our species remains alive, everybody has the sacred duty to be optimistic. Ethically, any other behaviour wouldn't be admissible. - Fidel Castro

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink


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