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Endangered Maui Monkeys

Why monkeys are rare in Hawaii

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Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

Two Hawaaian natives making a brass of themselves

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Primates used in Maui brassrooms

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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Xerocks: Two identical pieces of stone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it. - Jules Renard

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Albert Einstein

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces. - Groucho Marx

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda


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