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Endangered Maui Monkeys

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Two Hawaaian natives making a brass of themselves

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Primates used in Maui brassrooms

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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates. - Chris Roberson

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

The human species thinks in metaphors and learns through stories. - Mary C Bateson

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

I gave you my heart, I just didn't expect to get it back in pieces. - Unknown

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. - Thomas Beecham

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Can anything be so elegant as to have few wants, and to serve them one's self? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Lemonade is made from artificial flavors, and furniture polish is made from real lemons. - Alfred E Newman

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner


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