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Endangered Maui Monkeys

Why monkeys are rare in Hawaii

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

Two Hawaaian natives making a brass of themselves

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

Primates used in Maui brassrooms

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

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Elegance is refusal. - Coco Chanel

Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Xerocks: Two identical pieces of stone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

Well, yous 2 may have come from monkeys and bamboons, but not me. - Archie Bunker

The human species thinks in metaphors and learns through stories. - Mary C Bateson

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Why have all the pieces joined together to create such a cruel fate? - ichtys

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink


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