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Endangered Maui Monkeys

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Two Hawaaian natives making a brass of themselves

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Primates used in Maui brassrooms

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A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces. - Groucho Marx

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. - Jerry Seinfeld

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I was freelancing for years in Cork and around. I also wrote freelance pieces for 'The Irish Times.' - Kevin Barry

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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