Endangered Maui Monkeys

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

I gave you my heart, I just didn't expect to get it back in pieces. - Unknown

I only know two pieces - one is Clair de Lune and the other one isn't. - Victor Borge

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

The only real elegance is in the mind; if you've got that, the rest comes. - Diana Vreeland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Lemonade is made from artificial flavors, and furniture polish is made from real lemons. - Alfred E Newman

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

Happiness consists more in conveniences of pleasure that occur everyday than in great pieces of good fortune that happen but seldom. - Benjamin Franklin

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

While our species remains alive, everybody has the sacred duty to be optimistic. Ethically, any other behaviour wouldn't be admissible. - Fidel Castro

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink