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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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