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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Anytime a person's response is larger than the issue at hand, the response is almost always about something else. - John Maxwell

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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