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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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