QuotaBillsSleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown
Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon
Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis
Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown
No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields
Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen