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Bubba does quality inspection on his soffit repair

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Cat keeps its mind in the gutter on a sunny day

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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