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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen