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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain