Eavestrough Cat

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie