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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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