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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen