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When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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