QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume
Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay
Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy