QuotaBillsAll cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume
Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen