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Easter Identity Theft

Beware of Identity Theft this Easter

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

Easter Identity Theft thanks to Mike King

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy


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