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Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom. - William Alger

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid


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