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Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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