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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Among giants, try and be a dwarf; among dwarfs, try and be a giant; but among equals, try and be an equal. - Stanislaw Lee

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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