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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain


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