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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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