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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

It is easier to pull down than to build up. - Latin Proverb

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

There are two ways to share knowledge. You can push information out. You can pull them in with a story. - Unknown

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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