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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Among giants, try and be a dwarf; among dwarfs, try and be a giant; but among equals, try and be an equal. - Stanislaw Lee

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg


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