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Driving Tip For The Elderly

When you know it's time to stop driving

Driving Tip For The Elderly thanks to Barry McCartney

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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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