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Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com