Drink Refill
Tracking down the source of the floatie in my drink
QuotaBillsSpoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Dig the well before you are thirsty. - Chinese Proverb
Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie