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Drink Refill

Tracking down the source of the floatie in my drink

Drink Refill thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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