Drink And Drive Directions

Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. - Casablanca

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Moms are as relentless as the tides. They don't just drive us to practice, they drive us to greatness. - Steve Rushin

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright