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Drink And Drive Directions thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy. - Johnny Depp

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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