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Dragon Slayer

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Dragon Slayer thanks to Keith Blake

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Europe: Next one to bat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Fang says he eats a lot to settle his nerves. I said, "Have you seen where they're settling?" - Phyllis Diller

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked in the Autumn Mist in a land called Honah Lee, little Jacky Paper loved that rascal Puff, and gave him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. - Peter Yarrow

I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now? - John Lennon


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