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Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Fang says he eats a lot to settle his nerves. I said, "Have you seen where they're settling?" - Phyllis Diller

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if so, it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that guards the door, and this dragon is religion. - Bertrand Russell

Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked in the Autumn Mist in a land called Honah Lee, little Jacky Paper loved that rascal Puff, and gave him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. - Peter Yarrow


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