Dog Shoes

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah