'Do Not Read' Sign

Do not employ handsome servants. - Chinese Proverb

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Facts do not exist, only interpretations. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. - Samuel Butler

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. - Oscar Wilde

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more. - Seneca

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill. - Harold Nicolson

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. - Stephen R. Covey

Call to me, and I will answer you, and show you great and mighty things, which you do not know. - Jeremiah 33:30

I am not bothered by the fact that I am not understood. I am bothered when I do not know others. - Confucius

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible