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'Do Not Read' Sign thanks to Mike King

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I do not get ideas; ideas get me. - Robertson Davies

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Do not let your fears choose your destiny. - Unknown

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Do not allow loneliness to lower your standards. - Renee Slansky

You always admire what you really do not understand. - Blaise Pascal

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

Riches do not consist in the possession of treasures, but in the use made of them. - Napoleon Bonaparte

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

We do not know what to do with this short life, yet we yearn for another that will be eternal. - Anatole France

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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