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'Do Not Read' Sign thanks to Mike King

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Do not employ handsome servants. - Chinese Proverb

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Facts do not exist, only interpretations. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What I cannot create, I do not understand. - Richard P Feynman

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. - Samuel Butler

What you cannot enforce
Do not command. - Sophocles

People do not become more valuable with age. - Sam Levenson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed. - George Bernard Shaw

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

People do not believe lies because they have to, but because they want to. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more. - Seneca

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

We do not know what to do with this short life, yet we yearn for another that will be eternal. - Anatole France

Call to me, and I will answer you, and show you great and mighty things, which you do not know. - Jeremiah 33:30

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

I am not bothered by the fact that I am not understood. I am bothered when I do not know others. - Confucius

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. - Susan Ertz

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

You cannot make yourself feel something you do not feel, but you can make yourself do right in spite of your feelings. - Pearl S Buck

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. - Epicurus

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei


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