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Devil Sky

Look who's watching over the Church family

Devil Sky thanks to Karen Moore

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

You never know when the devil might come calling. - Farley Mowat

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

The devil has chloroformed the atmosphere of this age. - Vance Havner

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

The devil never comes offering you something evil. The devil comes offering you a larger audience. - Murray Kempton

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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