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Devil Sky

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Devil Sky thanks to Karen Moore

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

The devil has chloroformed the atmosphere of this age. - Vance Havner

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts. - Voltaire

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - The Usual Suspects

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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