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Crosswalk for gentlemen

Denmark Traffic Signals thanks to Keith Blake

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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

A gentle man and a gentleman. - Jack Dempsey

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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