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Denmark Traffic Signals

Crosswalk for gentlemen

Denmark Traffic Signals thanks to Keith Blake

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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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