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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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