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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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