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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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