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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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