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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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