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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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