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If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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