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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner


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