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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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