QuotaBillsAmpersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller
This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons
Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg
All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker
Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams
You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer