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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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