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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Just laughing a lot would be the most important thing in a relationship to me. And a smattering of trust. A dollop of laughter - and an icing of trust. - Rachael Stirling

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

Invest in relationships. Life is hard. None of us has the strength to do it alone. We need people to encourage and inspire us so we can encourage and inspire others. - Simon Sinek

Relationship: 1. What men and women started having together after the demise of romance; 2. A liaison that commences with mutual lust and normally ends with mutual disgust. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

A brand is the set of expectations, memories, stories and relationships that, taken together, account for a consumer's decision to choose one product or service over another. - Seth Godin

Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us. - Denis Leary

In this knowledge-worker age, it's now increasingly tied to doing well in school so you can get into better grad schools so you can get better jobs - so the pressure to do well is really high. - Stephen Covey

Twenty-year-olds have a kind of emotional idealism about relationships and about the world that enables them to say, 'No, you lied to me. Goodbye.' When they see wickedness, they walk away. - Lorrie Moore


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