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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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