#1 humor site on the 'net

D Monster

What's a D Monster?

D Monster thanks to Mel Hardman

QuotaBills
A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


Tourist Baggage

Amish Sailboat

Aging Cyclist

Best Tea Cup

Shoddy Goaltending - Not

Roller Derby Princess

Redneck Hotter Tub

Walk The Line

Sidewalk Jammies

Senior Center Reminder

Time Of Day

Waiting Is Good

Solar Charging

Submergible

Fast Closure

Penalty Shot

Redneck Date

Non-Hot Dog

Unattended Children

Open Goal Forgiveness

Double Your Vision

How To Become A Pirate

He Did It

HorseBack Riding