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Fred's friends thought he needed a bit more suntan protection
Search for “The Other Princess”
Fred was on a roll - poker winnings set him up for an Acapulco vacation, on a Princess cruise ship (the Dawn Princess) - it was to be a “Dawn” of a new travel adventure for him. After disembarking from Acapulco, the ship was to travel through the Panama Canal, traversing from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean, through a series of six locks – starting at the west-side Gatun Lock and ending in the east at the Miraflores Lock.
The trip of a lifetime started in the library, absorbed in David
McCullough’s “The Path Between The Seas”. Fred imagined himself as one of the migrant workers tasked with building the Canal during the years 1870-1914, catching malaria in one of the many swamps being
dredged along the 77km path. Fred was taken to the local Panama City hospital where a Doctor prescribed quinine treatment. Unknown to Fred, the first hospitals in Panama contributed to the problem themselves by unwittingly providing breeding places for mosquitoes inside unscreened wards.
Shaken back to reality by a “virtual itch”, Fred put aside his book and wandered down to the ship’s infirmary - he wanted to see how much better today’s medical facilities were than those back in the early 1900s. There he met the ship’s Cruise Nurse, Josephine. Although Fred thought that Josephine would most certainly cure any worker’s inclination to visit a hospital (considering her forced enema treatments), he found out that Josephine also sidelined as an instructor of the ship’s popular Photoshop computer class, “What You Sea Is What You Get”.
After attending Josephine’s class later that afternoon, Fred was anxious to find a subject to “touchup” with his new-found skills. He grabbed his camera and went to the ship’s foredeck. There, piering over the Miraflores Lock, Fred met the girl of his dreams - certainly not Josephine, but the “other” Princess. His day complete as the Dawn Princess exited the Panama Canal on its way to the Caribbean Sea, Fred found a lounge chair on deck, put away his book and soaked in the sunshine... just as Josephine rounded the corner and found her new Photoshop subject – a true FantaSea!
Fred was on a roll - poker winnings set him up for an Acapulco vacation, on a Princess cruise ship (the Dawn Princess) - it was to be a “Dawn” of a new travel adventure for him. After disembarking from Acapulco, the ship was to travel through the Panama Canal, traversing from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean, through a series of six locks – starting at the west-side Gatun Lock and ending in the east at the Miraflores Lock.
The trip of a lifetime started in the library, absorbed in David
McCullough’s “The Path Between The Seas”. Fred imagined himself as one of the migrant workers tasked with building the Canal during the years 1870-1914, catching malaria in one of the many swamps being
dredged along the 77km path. Fred was taken to the local Panama City hospital where a Doctor prescribed quinine treatment. Unknown to Fred, the first hospitals in Panama contributed to the problem themselves by unwittingly providing breeding places for mosquitoes inside unscreened wards.
Shaken back to reality by a “virtual itch”, Fred put aside his book and wandered down to the ship’s infirmary - he wanted to see how much better today’s medical facilities were than those back in the early 1900s. There he met the ship’s Cruise Nurse, Josephine. Although Fred thought that Josephine would most certainly cure any worker’s inclination to visit a hospital (considering her forced enema treatments), he found out that Josephine also sidelined as an instructor of the ship’s popular Photoshop computer class, “What You Sea Is What You Get”.
After attending Josephine’s class later that afternoon, Fred was anxious to find a subject to “touchup” with his new-found skills. He grabbed his camera and went to the ship’s foredeck. There, piering over the Miraflores Lock, Fred met the girl of his dreams - certainly not Josephine, but the “other” Princess. His day complete as the Dawn Princess exited the Panama Canal on its way to the Caribbean Sea, Fred found a lounge chair on deck, put away his book and soaked in the sunshine... just as Josephine rounded the corner and found her new Photoshop subject – a true FantaSea!
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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
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The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus
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The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
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The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart
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The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards
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Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay
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Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth
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You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown
Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote
The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay
I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen
Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown
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