QuotaBillsLife is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley
I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega