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The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country. - Alfred Adler

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

There can be no greater issue than that of conservation in this country. - Theodore Roosevelt

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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