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Cowboy Bike

Cowhide biker finds urban home on the range

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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