Cowboy Bike

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

There can be no greater issue than that of conservation in this country. - Theodore Roosevelt

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Demagogue: A person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country. - Don Marquis

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson