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Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions. - Arnold H Glasow

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

A country cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. - Daniel Webster

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. - Robert Frost

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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