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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions. - Arnold H Glasow

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country. - Alfred Adler

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Anybody can be good in the country; there are no temptations there. - Oscar Wilde

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

There can be no greater issue than that of conservation in this country. - Theodore Roosevelt

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. - Robert Frost

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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