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I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions. - Arnold H Glasow

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country. - Alfred Adler

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

There can be no greater issue than that of conservation in this country. - Theodore Roosevelt

This country with its institutions belongs to the people who inhabit it. - Abraham Lincoln

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Demagogue: A person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country. - Don Marquis

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. - Will Rogers

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney


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