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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

There is no sign saying 'good Muslim' or 'bad Muslim.' How many lives will be lost or destroyed trying to determine who is good or who is bad? - Pauline Hanson

Inner peace can be reached only when we practice forgiveness. Forgiveness is letting go of the past, and is therefore the means for correcting our misperceptions. - Gerald Jampolsky

Western countries in particular can today no longer be separated from Muslim societies, because they have them within themselves. They are themselves internally globalized. - Ulrich Beck

Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me death! - Patrick Henry

Dawkins considers that all faith is blind faith, and that Christian and Muslim children are brought up to believe unquestioningly. Not even the dim-witted clerics who knocked me about at grammar school thought that. - Terry Eagleton

Law enforcement officers are never 'off duty.' They are dedicated public servants who are sworn to protect public safety at any time and place that the peace is threatened. They need all the help that they can get. - Barbara Boxer

I desired to become a Christian, and prayed earnestly for the forgiveness of my sins. I felt a peace of mind resulting, and loved every one, feeling desirous that all should have their sins forgiven, and love Jesus as I did. - Ellen G White

We who don't want radical Islam to spread must compete with the agents of radical Islam. I want to see what would happen if Christians, feminists and Enlightenment thinkers were to start proselytizing in the Muslim community. - Ayaan Hirsi Ali

We will stand up for our friends in the world. And one of the most important friends is the State of Israel. My administration will be steadfast in support Israel against terrorism and violence, and in seeking the peace for which all Israelis pray. - George W. Bush

To the Muslim woman, the hijab provides a sense of empowerment. It is a personal decision to dress modestly according to the command of a genderless Creator; to assert pride in self, and embrace one's faith openly, with independence and courageous conviction. - Randa Abdel-Fattah

To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him. - Buddha

Being Muslim has become synonymous with pointed questions, with tension and mistrust, even with conflict. It has become a global phenomenon with profound consequences for inter-communal relations, political rhetoric and policies at the local, regional, national and international level. - Tariq Ramadan

A Muslim fanatic and a Christian fanatic, a Jewish fanatic, a secular fanatic, an atheist fanatic, a communist fanatic - all of them are the same. The thinking that, 'If you don't think like me, that if you are not with me, then you are against me;' this is something to condemn. - Marjane Satrapi


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