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The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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