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There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Like that of leaves is a generation of men. - Homer

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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