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Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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