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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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