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Computer Exercise

Pain-full sit-up exercises

Computer Exercise thanks to Keith Blake

Cat in the action

How to do sit ups to sit down
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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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