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Computer Exercise thanks to Keith Blake

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How to do sit ups to sit down

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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

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I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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