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Computer Exercise

Pain-full sit-up exercises

Computer Exercise thanks to Keith Blake

Cat in the action

How to do sit ups to sit down
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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen


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