Computer Bug Removal
Quickest way to remove bugs from your computer
QuotaBillsJubliant: Triumphant insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Germ: A little bug with influence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac
Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug. - Mark Knopfler
Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield. - Price Cobb
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks
I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg
For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma