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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Vigilant: Insect watchman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quadrant: Four-sided insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

Buoyant: 1. Male insect; 2. An ant's son. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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