Computer Bug Removal

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield. - Price Cobb

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug. - Mark Knopfler

Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield. - Price Cobb

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco