Comfortable Chicken

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Change begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Roy T Bennett

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

The unhappy derive comfort from the misfortunes of others. - Aesop

Hurt me with the truth but don't comfort me with a lie. - Unknown

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

We see through a glass darkly because all we want is to be comfortable. - Ravi Zacharias

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. - G B Burgin

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown