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Comfortable Chicken

Basking in a hot tub stew

Comfortable Chicken thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Enjoying a relaxing after-meal bath

Some chicken wings are hot stuff
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Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Comfort zones are most often expanded through discomfort. - Peter Mcwilliams

Hurt me with the truth but don't comfort me with a lie. - Unknown

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

There is greater comfort in the substance of silence than in the answer to a question. - Thomas Merton

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

The comfort zone takes our greatest aspirations and turns them into excuses for not bothering to aspire. - Peter McWilliams

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I feel more comfortable with gorillas than people. I can anticipate what a gorilla's going to do, and they're purely motivated. - Dian Fossey

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman


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