Comfortable Chicken

Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Exact: What eggs do on stage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Everything you want is just outside your comfort zone. - Robert Allen

Hurt me with the truth but don't comfort me with a lie. - Unknown

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

There is greater comfort in the substance of silence than in the answer to a question. - Thomas Merton

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort. - Charlotte Bronte

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell