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Comfortable Chicken

Basking in a hot tub stew

Comfortable Chicken thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Enjoying a relaxing after-meal bath

Some chicken wings are hot stuff

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Growth and comfort do not coexist. - Ginny Rometty

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

Change begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Roy T Bennett

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

If you're comfortable in a situation, stick with it. - Red Auerbach

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

We all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand. - Emily Kimbrough

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. - G B Burgin

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort. - Charlotte Bronte

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor


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