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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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