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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling


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