QuotaBillsA human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young
Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson
Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright
Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young
God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen
If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa
God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing
Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson
If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders
Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters
Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher
God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham
I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf
A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker
Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley
Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams
When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton
Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss
Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide
I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal
Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter
An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert
God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown
Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball
I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams
God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado
I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori
God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei
I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker
Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison