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Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell


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