Church Sign Messages

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell