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Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

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A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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