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Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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