Church Sign Messages

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias