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Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall


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