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Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

He does most in God's great world who does his best in his own little world. - Thomas Jefferson

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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