Christmas Light Cat
How to make your Christmas tree really glow
When pets make light of Christmas
The Griswold's cat bites on the Christmas lights cord ... National Lampoon Christmas Vacation fried cat scene
QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying
He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman
The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb
The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus
Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown