Christmas Joy

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer