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Christmas Joy

The great thing about Christmas is seeing the joy on children's faces!

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

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The soul is here for its own joy. - Rumi

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Find a joy you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. - Marianne Williamson

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

All Joy reminds. It is never a possession, always a desire for something longer ago or further away or still 'about to be'. - C S Lewis

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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