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Christmas Joy

The great thing about Christmas is seeing the joy on children's faces!

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

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Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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