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Christmas Joy

The great thing about Christmas is seeing the joy on children's faces!

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

Christmas Joy thanks to Mike King

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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Joy shared is twice the joy. Sorrow shared is half the sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

All Joy reminds. It is never a possession, always a desire for something longer ago or further away or still 'about to be'. - C S Lewis

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink


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