Christmas Joy

Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough, but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. - Garrison Keillor

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater