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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

The best of us must sometimes eat our words. - J K Rowling

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know. - Dean Koontz

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell


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