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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

To eat is human, to digest, divine. - Mark Twain

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

What you eat today walks and talks tomorrow. - Esther Blumenfeld

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Sometimes it's better to be silent and smile. - Unknown

You cannot truly say you live well unless you eat well. - Nigella Lawson

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know. - Dean Koontz

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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