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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

The best of us must sometimes eat our words. - J K Rowling

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

One may smile and smile and smile. And be a villain. - William Shakespeare

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay

It is nice finding that place where you can just go and relax. - Moises Arias

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev