Christmas Clothing

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Other men lived to eat, while he ate to live. - Socrates

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Eat what? There’s nothing here! Gandhi ate more than this! - Robin Williams

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you're apt to be a hermit. - Franklin P. Jones

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Clams: I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray. - Miss Piggy

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli