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Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

To eat is to appropriate by destruction. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

What you eat today walks and talks tomorrow. - Esther Blumenfeld

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Eat what? There’s nothing here! Gandhi ate more than this! - Robin Williams

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile. - Unknown

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker


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