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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Feast: An eat wave. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

Make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly. Go ahead! Somebody will eat it. - Bobby Flay

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. - Herb Caen

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Tasteful Words: Always use tasteful words - you never know when you’ll have to eat them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown


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