Christmas Clothing

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. - Robin Williams

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

In some countries you love your neighbors, and in others you eat them. - Ravi Zacharias

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. - Herb Caen

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

Ask me not where I live or what I like to eat. Ask me what I am living for and what I think is keeping me from living fully that. - Thomas Merton

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown