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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

One must eat to live, not live to eat. - Moliere

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

The best of us must sometimes eat our words. - J K Rowling

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Eat what? There’s nothing here! Gandhi ate more than this! - Robin Williams

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

I have Alzheimer's bulimia - first I eat everything in sight, then I forget to puke. - Cindy Marzahn

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. - Herb Caen

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know. - Dean Koontz

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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