Chocolate Couch

Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com