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It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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