Chocolate Couch

Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson