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Types of Pacific Salmon
The Pacific Ocean is home to six types of salmon, and Canadian and U.S. boats fish five of them: King, Sockeye, Silver, Pink, and Chum. As well, each of these has at least one other name as well as their Latin name.
King Salmon/ Chinook Salmon
Sockeye Salmon/ Red Salmon
Coho Salmon/ Silver Salmon
Pink Salmon/ Humpies/ Humpback Salmon
Chum Salmon/ Keta Salmon/ Silverbrite Salmon/ Dog Salmon
The Pacific Ocean is home to six types of salmon, and Canadian and U.S. boats fish five of them: King, Sockeye, Silver, Pink, and Chum. As well, each of these has at least one other name as well as their Latin name.
King Salmon/ Chinook Salmon
Sockeye Salmon/ Red Salmon
Coho Salmon/ Silver Salmon
Pink Salmon/ Humpies/ Humpback Salmon
Chum Salmon/ Keta Salmon/ Silverbrite Salmon/ Dog Salmon
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Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
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Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
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