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Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it

Chicago Politics thanks to Jim Serritella

Cartoon from the Chicago Tribune (1934)

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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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