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Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it

Chicago Politics thanks to Jim Serritella

Cartoon from the Chicago Tribune (1934)

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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states. - Raquel Welch

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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