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Leopard Surprise

Some close-up pictures are too close

Leopard Surprise thanks to Keith Blake

Days when wildlife photography takes a leap forward

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The leopard does not change his spots. - William Shakespeare

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

When words become unclear, I shall focus with photographs. When images become inadequate, I shall be content with silence. - Ansel Adams

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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