Cheating
When a third arm comes in handy
How to cheat on exams - techniques used by cheaters
QuotaBillsWhen the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha
Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner
Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey