Cheat Sheet

Some cheat by not cheating. - Baltasar Gracian

If you know how to cheat, start now. - Earl Weaver

See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

One of the truest tests of spiritual maturity is seeing the miraculous in the monotonous. - Mark Batterson

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

If I had only three years to serve the Lord, I would spend two of them studying and preparing. - Donald G Barnhouse

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

People have to see that there is a high degree of complexity about belonging to a gang. It's a symptom, not a problem. - Greg Boyle

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

In school, many of us procrastinate and then successfully cram for tests. We get the grades and degrees we need to get the jobs we want, even if we fail to get a good general education. - Stephen Covey

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley