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Chainsaw Art

A cut above the competition

Old, diseased cottonwood trees in Craig, Colorado needed to be removed. So City Council approved a Chainsaw competition in the park and offered a prize.
Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chainsaw Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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