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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Even in the dictionary, academics comes before athletics. - William A. Welker

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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