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Pet exercises at the gym

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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