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Pet exercises at the gym

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Even in the dictionary, academics comes before athletics. - William A. Welker

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown


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