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Cathletic thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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