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Pet exercises at the gym

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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