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Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen


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