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Pet exercises at the gym

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Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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