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Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami


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