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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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