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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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