Camera Waterfall

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown