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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Silence is a place of great power and healing. - Rachel N Remen

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. - Beverly Sills

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Just where you are - that's the place to start. - Pema Chodron

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Content is the reason search began in the first place. - Lee Odden

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically. - T.H. Thompson

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. - Archimedes

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

I place an enormous premium on loyalty. If someone betrays me, I can forgive them raionally, but emotionally I have found it impossible to do so. - Richard E Grant

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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