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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bake the world a better place. - Unknown

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically. - T.H. Thompson

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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