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Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Silence is a place of great power and healing. - Rachel N Remen

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

A zoo is a place of refuge where savage beasts are protected from people. - Gerald Lieberman

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

One's destination is never a place, but rather a new way of looking at things. - Henry Miller

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

The world has shown me what it has to offer. It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there. - Arlo Guthrie

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt


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