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Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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