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Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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