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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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