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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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