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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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