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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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