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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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