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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

The task of the leader is to get their people from where they are to where they have not been. - Henry Kissinger

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall


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