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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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