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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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