Bus Head Rest

When I rest, I rust. - German Proverb

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

We never find our rest until we rest in Him. - St. Augustine

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. - Spanish Proverb

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker