#1 humor site on the 'net

Bus Head Rest

Taking an outside look at oncoming traffic

Bus Head Rest thanks to Keith Blake

Some passengers get ahead of themselves

QuotaBills
I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

He that can take rest is greater than he that can take cities. - Benjamin Franklin

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only real elegance is in the mind; if you've got that, the rest comes. - Diana Vreeland

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker


Reach For Your Dreams

Perception

Jeopardy Measuring Cup

All We Have To Do Is Stand Up

Vacuum Extender

BrownEes

Chinese Puzzle Car

Always Give 100% At Work

Ancient Politician

My Toaster Is Broken

Shining Stars

Tunnel Face

The Bugs Are Bad This Year

Dog Spa

Ostrich Imprint

Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

LippoPotumus

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper