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Bus Head Rest

Taking an outside look at oncoming traffic

Bus Head Rest thanks to Keith Blake

Some passengers get ahead of themselves

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Now you know the rest of the story. - Paul Harvey

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - T S Eliot

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

The only real elegance is in the mind; if you've got that, the rest comes. - Diana Vreeland

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best. - Tim Duncan

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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