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Bus Head Rest

Taking an outside look at oncoming traffic

Bus Head Rest thanks to Keith Blake

Some passengers get ahead of themselves

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Capsize: Head measurement. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is no disgrace to rest a bit. - Gene Fowler

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley


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