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Bus Head Rest

Taking an outside look at oncoming traffic

Bus Head Rest thanks to Keith Blake

Some passengers get ahead of themselves

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Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best. - Tim Duncan

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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