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Bumper Mini Cars

What to do with retired bumper cars

Bumper Mini Cars thanks to Jim Serritella

Bumper Mini Cars thanks to Jim Serritella

Bumper Mini Cars thanks to Jim Serritella

Bumper Mini Cars thanks to Jim Serritella

Bumper Mini Cars thanks to Jim Serritella

Bumper Mini Cars thanks to Jim Serritella

Bumper Mini Cars thanks to Jim Serritella

Bumper Mini Cars thanks to Jim Serritella

These bumper cars are street legal and run on either Kawasaki or Honda motorcycle engines. Tom Wright, a San Diego builder, gave leftovers from the Long Beach Pike amusement park a more dignified end than the trash heap. They were originally powered by Harley-Davidson motorcycle engines, but rattled like heck because of the two-cylinder vibration, so Tom replaced them with four-cylinder Honda or Kawasaki 750s. A couple of them have been measured as capable of 160mph - terrifyingly fast in machines with such a short wheelbase. And they’re nearly indestructible in accidents!

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Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

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I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. - Steven Wright

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

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